Pinocchio Syndrome gets a great new reveiw and is FREE at Barnes and Noble!
PINOCCHIO SYNDROME – My irreverent retelling of the Italian classic fairytale is FREEE at Barnes and Noble.
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I love this hot quirky little fairytale! It has a ton of heart! Check it out!
BLURB: Chio Pino, Chicago’s newest wiseguy, is given his most important assignment to date –protection detail for Rosaria De Luca, his godfather’s daughter.
Home from college and grown-up in all the right places, Rose is determined to lose her virginity to Chio, the guy she’s had a crush on since fourth grade.
With a meat cleaver-wielding mob boss on his ass and an overly amorous temptress in his face, Chio’s problems are growing just like his dick when he lies.
Can he resist her or will he lose his expandable man part and his heart with one impulsive act?
HERE IS AN X-RATED EXCERPT -
Soaked to his boxers, Chio stepped across the hall. He was in the middle of changing when she came in wearing nothing but a towel – a very small towel. Rose was the horniest girl he’d ever met in his life. She was like Rocky; she never fucking gave up. That was it. He’d had it.
Chio grabbed her. He ripped the towel off then threw her naked onto the bed. Rose’s eyes rounded to the size of baseballs, and she gasped. After stripping from his remaining clothes, he jumped on the bed next to her. “Is this what you want, princess?”
Without allowing her to answer, he captured her lips with his. Parting them with his tongue, he dove inside her with urgency and force. His cock throbbed, and he pressed it against her thigh.
She sighed into his mouth.
With one hand, Chio trapped her wrists then yanked them over her head. He licked down her neck to her hardened nipple. Rose writhed and moaned as he pulled it into his mouth, nipping the tip
with his teeth. His other hand traveled down her flat stomach to her neatly trimmed pussy.
He rubbed her core then back up again, allowing his middle digit to drag within her folds. Her wetness bathed his finger. “Oh baby, you’re so wet.” He slid his finger through her slick trench. Up to her clit and down to her opening. He circled her entrance and inserted his finger to his first knuckle. His mind played images of his hard cock filling her but he forced himself back. He wasn’t technically breaking his promise…yet.
“Ohhh. God. Ahhh.” She bucked.
Chio moved to her other nipple, so it wouldn’t feel left out. He sucked in her perfect pink hardness. His shaft twitched against her leg. Each time it did, her breath staggered.
He placed his hands inside her thighs and forced them wide apart. Kneeling between them he lowered his head to her cunt and blew. She whimpered.
Splaying her with his hand, he exposed her clit. With the tip of his tongue, he flicked it, teased it and lapped it, circling before drawing it into his mouth. Her chest heaved. A lurid moan escaped her throat.
He smiled against her flesh. “Ohh yeah, princess. We’re just getting started here. You betta save some of that.”
She tasted like the most exotic Greek olives, salty with a hint of bitterness. He shivered as his tongue trailed down into her hot wetness. He slid two fingers into her, stroking the top her sheath while he continued to lick her clit. Thrusting his fingers harder and deeper into her tight cushion, he pinched her nipple and kneaded her soft breast.
Rose reached down and raked her nails through his hair. She huffed and cried out. “Aghhh. Oh, Chio. That’s it. Ohh.”
With a few more heavy strokes of his tongue and fingers, her pussy gave way to a tide of ecstasy, clenching and releasing around him. The sound of her coming ricocheted through him like the
echo of a bullet in an empty warehouse.
As her body shuddered beneath him, he slowed his motion. Her climax melted away, but he didn’t stop until the very last kernel popped. Just call him Orville Reden-bop-her. He removed his fingers and traced the outside of her mound. Her body stilled. The sound of rain and her panting filled the dark room.
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Pinocchio Syndrome
“I love a good erotic read and I love to laugh! This book did not disappoint!!” Kellie Kamryn, 5 Stars on Amazon
Chio Pino, Chicago’s newest wiseguy, is given his most important assignment to date –protection detail for Rosaria De Luca, his godfather’s daughter.
Home from college and grown-up in all the right places, Rose is determined to lose her virginity to Chio, the guy she’s had a crush on since fourth grade.
With a meat cleaver-wielding mob boss on his ass and an overly amorous temptress in his face, Chio’s problems are growing just like his dick when he lies.
Can he resist her or will he lose his expandable man part and his heart with one impulsive act?
One Knight in Brooklyn
“This well-written, hot read, was a fast-paced story that got me hooked at the beginning and I didn’t want to put it down.” Kellie Kamryn, 5 Stars Amazon
After signing up for a one-night stand through an exclusive matching agency, hopeless romantic Marianne Caldwell is swept away to a medieval land where she hopes to spend the night with a worthy man of honor.
Unsure of how she got from the Castillo Hotel in Las Vegas to a castle in the English countryside, Mare finds Robert, whose stunning physique and winning smile immediately convince her he’s the Robin Hood she’s been seeking. But despite his efforts in saving her from a corrupt sheriff, his Jersey Shore accent and coarse ways unravel her romantic visions.
With her fairytale fantasies coming unhinged, Mare must decide if Robert is just a crass car salesman from Brooklyn or the chivalrous knight she’s looking for.
Night with a Dom
“Wow, just wow. I read Ms. Major’s first 1NS and I was blown away with her sense of humor, richly drawn characters “ Harlie’s Book Reivews, 5 Stars
“I loved the characters and thought the plot was engaging – I just really wanted Melody to get her happy ending! This story flowed from start to finish and was a very satisfying read. If you like bdsm romance, give this one a try – you won’t be disappointed!” Sue London, Review on Amazon, 5 Stars
Melody Manning’s workaholic ambition, coupled with a slave-driving former boss, has made her the youngest market analyst in her firm. It’s also killed her personal life, including losing her fiancé. When she receives a message from him on New Year’s Eve announcing his engagement to another woman, Mel loses it. Her new, more compassionate boss has the perfect solution for her—get laid. Good and laid.
At his suggestion, she signs up with the 1Night Stand service, listing her deepest sexual desires on the application. A speedy response from Madame Eve has Melody on her way to Sonoma Valley wine country and a one-night stand with a mysterious Dom.
The sexy, masked Master promises to get to the bottom of her guilt and provide ultimate satisfaction under the safety of his stern hand. After an emotional night of submission and uninhibited passion, will her lover’s unmasking lead to the end of their encounter or give Mel another chance at love?
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Pinocchio Syndrome
Chio Pino, Chicago’s newest wiseguy, is given his most important assignment to date –protection detail for Rosaria De Luca, his godfather’s daughter.
Home from college and grown-up in all the right places, Rose is determined to lose her virginity to Chio, the guy she’s had a crush on since fourth grade.
With a meat cleaver-wielding mob boss on his ass and an overly amorous temptress in his face, Chio’s problems are growing just like his dick when he lies.
Can he resist her or will he lose his expandable man part and his heart with one impulsive act?
One Knight in Brooklyn
After signing up for a one-night stand through an exclusive matching agency, hopeless romantic Marianne Caldwell is swept away to a medieval land where she hopes to spend the night with a worthy man of honor.
Unsure of how she got from the Castillo Hotel in Las Vegas to a castle in the English countryside, Mare finds Robert, whose stunning physique and winning smile immediately convince her he’s the Robin Hood she’s been seeking. But despite his efforts in saving her from a corrupt sheriff, his Jersey Shore accent and coarse ways unravel her romantic visions.
With her fairytale fantasies coming unhinged, Mare must decide if Robert is just a crass car salesman from Brooklyn or the chivalrous knight she’s looking for.
Night with a Dom
Melody Manning’s workaholic ambition, coupled with a slave-driving former boss, has made her the youngest market analyst in her firm. It’s also killed her personal life, including losing her fiancé. When she receives a message from him on New Year’s Eve announcing his engagement to another woman, Mel loses it. Her new, more compassionate boss has the perfect solution for her—get laid. Good and laid.
At his suggestion, she signs up with the 1Night Stand service, listing her deepest sexual desires on the application. A speedy response from Madame Eve has Melody on her way to Sonoma Valley wine country and a one-night stand with a mysterious Dom.
The sexy, masked Master promises to get to the bottom of her guilt and provide ultimate satisfaction under the safety of his stern hand. After an emotional night of submission and uninhibited passion, will her lover’s unmasking lead to the end of their encounter or give Mel another chance at love?
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PINOCCHIO SYNDROME — My irreverent retelling of the Italian classic fairytale is on sale at AMAZON for .99.
BLURB: Chio Pino, Chicago’s newest wiseguy, is given his most important assignment to date –protection detail for Rosaria De Luca, his godfather’s daughter.
Home from college and grown-up in all the right places, Rose is determined to lose her virginity to Chio, the guy she’s had a crush on since fourth grade.
With a meat cleaver-wielding mob boss on his ass and an overly amorous temptress in his face, Chio’s problems are growing just like his dick when he lies.
Can he resist her or will he lose his expandable man part and his heart with one impulsive act?
HERE IS AN X-RATED EXCERPT -
Soaked to his boxers, Chio stepped across the hall. He was in the middle of changing when she came in wearing nothing but a towel – a very small towel. Rose was the horniest girl he’d ever met in his life. She was like Rocky; she never fucking gave up. That was it. He’d had it.
Chio grabbed her. He ripped the towel off then threw her naked onto the bed. Rose’s eyes rounded to the size of baseballs, and she gasped. After stripping from his remaining clothes, he jumped on the bed next to her. “Is this what you want, princess?”
Without allowing her to answer, he captured her lips with his. Parting them with his tongue, he dove inside her with urgency and force. His cock throbbed, and he pressed it against her thigh.
She sighed into his mouth.
With one hand, Chio trapped her wrists then yanked them over her head. He licked down her neck to her hardened nipple. Rose writhed and moaned as he pulled it into his mouth, nipping the tip
with his teeth. His other hand traveled down her flat stomach to her neatly trimmed pussy.
He rubbed her core then back up again, allowing his middle digit to drag within her folds. Her wetness bathed his finger. “Oh baby, you’re so wet.” He slid his finger through her slick trench. Up to her clit and down to her opening. He circled her entrance and inserted his finger to his first knuckle. His mind played images of his hard cock filling her but he forced himself back. He wasn’t technically breaking his promise…yet.
“Ohhh. God. Ahhh.” She bucked.
Chio moved to her other nipple, so it wouldn’t feel left out. He sucked in her perfect pink hardness. His shaft twitched against her leg. Each time it did, her breath staggered.
He placed his hands inside her thighs and forced them wide apart. Kneeling between them he lowered his head to her cunt and blew. She whimpered.
Splaying her with his hand, he exposed her clit. With the tip of his tongue, he flicked it, teased it and lapped it, circling before drawing it into his mouth. Her chest heaved. A lurid moan escaped her throat.
He smiled against her flesh. “Ohh yeah, princess. We’re just getting started here. You betta save some of that.”
She tasted like the most exotic Greek olives, salty with a hint of bitterness. He shivered as his tongue trailed down into her hot wetness. He slid two fingers into her, stroking the top her sheath while he continued to lick her clit. Thrusting his fingers harder and deeper into her tight cushion, he pinched her nipple and kneaded her soft breast.
Rose reached down and raked her nails through his hair. She huffed and cried out. “Aghhh. Oh, Chio. That’s it. Ohh.”
With a few more heavy strokes of his tongue and fingers, her pussy gave way to a tide of ecstasy, clenching and releasing around him. The sound of her coming ricocheted through him like the
echo of a bullet in an empty warehouse.
As her body shuddered beneath him, he slowed his motion. Her climax melted away, but he didn’t stop until the very last kernel popped. Just call him Orville Reden-bop-her. He removed his fingers and traced the outside of her mound. Her body stilled. The sound of rain and her panting filled the dark room.
Pinocchio Syndrome – Hits New Dawning’s Top 10 List
Just found out that Pinocchio Syndrome, hit the Top 10 Bestseller List on New Dawning’s Website. Woo Hoo!
Blurb
Chio Pino,Chicago’s newest wiseguy, has been given his most important assignment to date – a week of protection detail for Rosaria De Luca, his godfather’s daughter.
Home from college on spring break and grown-up in all the right places, Rose is determined to lose her virginity to Chio, the guy she’s had a crush on since she was nine.
With a meat cleaver wielding mob boss on his ass and an overly amorous temptress in his face, Chio’s problems are growing like his dick when he lies.
Will he lose his expandable man part and his heart with one impulsive act?
If you haven’t picked up a copy you can find one on Amazon, Barnes and Noble, All Romance E-books and other major retailers.
TUG – Six Sentence Sunday
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his week’s six comes from my current WIP TUG, a contemporary Suspence.
Newly engaged debutant and daughter of a Texas oil tycoon, Jessa Barns, meets an enigmatic and seductive FBI agent who claims to need her help with a case he’s working on. She arranges to meet him at an out-of-the-way Italian Restaurant during the day so her fiancé won’t find out. Can Jessa trust the man or even more frightening can she trust herself?
I sensed him the minute he walked in. I couldn’t see the door from where I sat, but his sleek presence filled the room like the liquor filled my mouth. A warmth that had nothing to do with the amaretto flushed my body.
He pulled out the straight-backed chair and poured himself into it. His dark hair was slicked back from his face, and his malachite eyes hid the truth of who he was as they stripped mine from me.
I nervously glanced at my watch. Noon. Right on time. A player by any standard.
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Pinocchio Syndrome – Six Sentence Sunday
This
week’s six again comes from Pinocchio Syndrome, currently available at all major e-book retailers. Chio, the newest wiseguy in Geppie’s organization has been given the assignment of protecting his daughter so the old man can keep tabs on the girl. Geppie is about to make certain Chio has no designs on his daughter.
“You heard me. Drop your pants.” The old man pinned Chio with his gaze.
What the fuck? Swallowing hard, he unzipped his pants, and pulled out his dick. He prayed to the Virgin Mary there was no pink lipstick on it.
Geppie opened his drawer, pulled out a meat cleaver and laid it on the desk.
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Pinocchio Syndrome – Six Sentence Sunday
This week’s six comes from Pinocchio Syndrome, currently available at all major e-book retailers. Chio, the newest wiseguy in Geppie’s organization has been given the assignment of protecting his daughter so the old man can keep tabs on the girl.
Geppie was the only one who knew of Chio’s secret ability. Fucking curse was more like it. Every time he told a lie, his dick grew an inch. The only way to get it back to normal size was to ejaculate – inside a woman. It was a fine power tool for the ladies, but it was hell if their husbands happened to find out about it. He shuddered at the memory.
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